You Are Still an Indian If, Part 2
16 March 2008 by helloji
For those who are not yet sure, here are ten more questions for you to find your Indian identity.
- If your gold tooth filling is your only dental expense, you are still an Indian.
- If you put your ears on your digital wrist watch to make sure it is working, you are still an Indian.
- If you wait for rain to wash your car, you are still an Indian.
- If you ask your Indian waitress which part of India she is from, you are still an Indian.
- If you ask a stranger whether they are married within five minutes of conversation, you are still an Indian.
- If you asked for horoscope from any of your dates, you are still an Indian.
- If you ever walk up to a young single colleague and suggested he should meet your niece, you are still an Indian.
- If though you drink coffee you still get excited to see the word chai on Starbucks menu, you are still an Indian.
- If you cover your car seats with towels for protection, you are still an Indian.
- If you think at dinner parties it is friendly to ask your guests how much they earn, you are still an Indian.
[If you have not seen, here is part 1]
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you mean the rest of the world doesn’t behave like this
To harini calamur: I have no idea about the rest of the world. And if say anything, people would jump on me for generalization. But you are free to guess. Thank you for your comment.
“I have no idea about the rest of the world”…then how do u claim to know the diffrentiating parameters to decide who is an indian and in turn who is not? post aur comment ke reply mein ek sahi hai ek galat….kaun sa kya hai is prashnn ka uttar do
When you sit at the computer to rehash a list of Indian stereotypes, you know you are still an Indian.
(Albeit, one who tries to be project him/herself as being ‘hatke‘