Reasons to Marry an Indian Man
18 March 2008 by jaded_mind
Over the years, Indian men got a bad name all over the world. Most women complain about immaturity, insensitivity, and insufficient evolution of Indian men. The demand for dowry did not help the image at all. The news of burning bride turned most women against them. But ladies no one ever tells you about the advantages of marrying an Indian man. If only you knew the truth, you are surely to see them in a new light. Maybe even consider them when you are ready to take the plunge. If you are already married, maybe you can tell your friends about them. So here are the top ten reasons to marry an Indian man.
- 10. They come in a family pack. You get a mother, a father, a few sisters-in-law, half dozen cousins, and countless relatives for free.
- 9. They would never leave you. They get fat and lazy too fast and no woman will ever be interested in them.
- 8. You will never get tired of hubby improvement projects. They come with countless imperfections and guaranteed to be really slow learners.
- 7. Despite their crude exterior and rude attitude, they are docile at heart. They are well trained by their mother to follow orders from woman of the house. You are in control.
- 6. They would be grateful all their lives; all other 37 girls they interviewed turned them down.
- 5. They will be available all the time. They do not have any friends or social life or passion to keep them busy.
- 4. You never have to worry about their past girlfriends: most likely they never had one, or in the rare case they had a girlfriend, she is too busy erasing the memory.
- 3. You will earn the sympathy of everyone, even your worst enemy.
- 2. They will stop harassing you once you marry them.
And number one reason for marrying an Indian man
- 1. For the rest of your life whenever you say “I could have done better,” you will be right.
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I liked the post..
But i must say that you haven’t had a taste of most Indian men these days. Points number 10 and 7 stay, but the rest….you could have done better.
Very typecast. Half of it is not reflective of the urban youth today. If you are hinting at the 10th pass Raju from Chapra district then I doubt if I can complaint.
lol..i agree with shrey…which world r u living in ….???
All I can say is that your observations are refelctive of the crude and unsophiticated image of the Indian male. An Indian male in 2008 is not as crude as you make him out to be. The village lout in Jhumritilaya, may be - but not the urban male.
The fact is like India, Indian male is typecast. India is all about cows, snake charmers (I havent seen one show in my whole life), dirty streets. That description of oriental India make us all cringe. Yes, we all know its partly ture, but all of us want to desperately show that the part that is untrue and not reflective of a modern India. We all want India to break out of the image mould.
Bashing the Indian male smacks of similar oriential mindset. Casting us as women beating, paan chewing, mother obsesssing, lazy louts is fashionable. Is it true? well partly - and that part is slowly vanishing. Please try, if you are unmarried, to ask for a dowry in the modern Indian marriage market and you will know how much India has moved on from the image you protray above.
The Indian female, I must admit, get the better part of the bargain. She is typecast of as the beautiful, submissive, clever, deft woman who is forever under the jackboot of the Indian male. Its not fashionable to call the spade a spade and point out the shortcomings of the Indian female. Calling the Indian female a nagging, unsophisticated dosent help readership, does it? But hey, you can do the same to the Indian male.
The western interaction with Indian male has been going on for much longer and hence opinions have been formed - some positive and others negative. The Indian female has not yet come under the scanner as yet.