Archive for the ‘Humor’ Category
Cow Worship!
Posted in Entertainment, Humor, Observation, tagged Cow Worship, Entertainment, India on 18 January 2011 | 1 Comment »
Why Do We Do this?
Posted in Cultural, Entertainment, Humor, tagged Culture, Entertainment, Humor, Indian, People on 18 July 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Driving In India: Can You Do It?
Posted in Humor, Observation, tagged Driving In India, Entertainment, Humor, Indian Roads, Indian Traffic, Travel, Video on 13 October 2008 | 17 Comments »
Indian road rules broadly operate within the domain of karma where you do your best and leave the results to your insurance company. Here is a funny, and sadly true account by Coen Jukens on driving in India.
The hints are as follows:
Do we drive on the left or right of the road? The answer is “both”. Basically you start on the left of the road, unless it is occupied. In that case, go to the right, unless that is also occupied. Then proceed by occupying the next available gap, as in chess.
- Just trust your instincts, ascertain the direction, and proceed. Adherence to road rules leads to much misery and occasional fatality.
- Most drivers don’t drive, but just aim their vehicles in the intended direction. Don’t you get discouraged or underestimate yourself. Except for a belief in reincarnation, the other drivers are not in any better position.
- Don’t stop at pedestrian crossings just because some fool wants to cross the road. You may do so only if you enjoy being bumped in the back. Pedestrians have been strictly instructed to cross only when traffic is moving slowly or has come to a dead stop because some minister is in town. Still some idiot may try to wade across, but then, let us not talk ill of the dead.
- Blowing your horn is not a sign of protest as in some countries. We horn to express joy, resentment, frustration, romance and bare lust (two brisk blasts) or just to mobilize a dozing cow in the middle of the bazaar.
- Keep informative books in the glove compartment. You may read them during traffic jams, while awaiting the chief minister’s motorcade, or waiting for the rain waters to recede when over-ground traffic meets underground drainage.
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Outsourcing Child Care
Posted in Humor, tagged Child Care, India, Outsourcing on 18 September 2008 | 2 Comments »
No Reservations In India
Posted in Entertainment, Humor, Observation, tagged Anthony Bourdain, Bollywood, Entertainment, Kolkata, Mumbai, No Reservations, Rajastan, Travel on 20 August 2008 | 3 Comments »
Anthony Bourdain is well known for hosting travel and food show Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations. He travels to cities worldwide where hosts treat him to local culture and cuisine.
He traveled to Kolkata , Mumbai, and the state of Rajasthan. The shows based on these travels was aired on May 29 and June 5, 2006.
Tony exposes you to diverse experiences in these cities that have been traveled many a times. He has successfully been able to present a diverse bouquet called India through these shows. Tony eats on the roadside dhabas as comfortably as he dines with the royalties. Gaj Singh, Maharaja of Jodhpur, plays the royal host, cooks for Anthony Bourdain and also invited him to a royal wedding dinner!
But in his desire to explore the best of local cuisines he agrees to be a guest at a chef’s home. He lives the Indian life not as a tourist but as one of the crowd. He visits a fortuneteller, enjoys bhang in its various forms, rides the bus, and eats on the roadside. He loves Bollywood and just fits very well.
No Reservations at all.
Journey Through Indian Ads: Then and Now
Posted in Humor, tagged Advertisements, Entertainment, India, Indian Ads, Television, Then and Now on 27 June 2008 | 8 Comments »
Ali Baba’s Password?
Simpu Singh Presents Jury Marksheet
Simpu Singh and Gabbar
The Next Prime Minister of the United States
Posted in Humor, tagged Amitab Bachchan, Dishoom 2008, Humor, India, News, Prime Minister of United States, US ELECTIONS 2008, USA on 30 May 2008 | 1 Comment »
Wireless India
Posted in Humor, tagged Humor, India, Internet, Jagdish Bose, Technology, Wireless on 24 May 2008 | 4 Comments »
112,000 broadband centres would be set up in rural areas across the country, within a year. The government Saturday announced a $2-billion public-private partnership to provide broadband and internet connectivity in country’s rural areas. Union Minister of State for Communications and Information Technology Jyotiraditya Madhavrao Scindia, speaking at Global Telecom Summit here, said that $1.5 billion for the project would be generated from the private sector and the balance would be funded from government sources.
The ministry of communication & IT is also expected to unfold its third generation of mobile phone standards and technology – 3G service – guidelines by June this year. The 3G services are expected to be rolled out by the end of current year. The aim of the these policies is to provide wireless telephone and mobile telephone to every household in rural India by 2010, said the minister.
BubbleBabble: Favorite Book
Posted in BubbleBabble, Humor, tagged BubbleBabble, Favorite Book, Unbearable Lightness on 26 April 2008 | Leave a Comment »
BubbleBabble: Maya
Posted in BubbleBabble, Humor, tagged BubbleBabble, Maya on 21 April 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Mahatma Gandhi To Arrive At White House On November 5
Posted in Cultural, From Headlines, Humor, News and Views, tagged American Gandhi, Bernie Meyer, Dermot Butterly, Irish Gandhi, Mahatma Gandhi, Martin Luther King, Peace Walk, Soro Orissa, White House on 15 April 2008 | 1 Comment »
Mahatma Gandhi never got an opportunity to visit USA and carry out a Peace Walk on its streets. But now he will.
Mahatma Gandhi has influenced leaders and people of America as much he did every where else. He kept special contact with people in USA through his letters to them. Gandhi was aware of his fan following amongst Americans. As he admitted in one of his letters to President Roosevelt in August of 1942-
BubbleBabble: Long Lines
Posted in BubbleBabble, Humor, tagged BubbleBabble, Long Lines on 8 April 2008 | Leave a Comment »
BubbleBabble: Scary
Posted in BubbleBabble, Humor, tagged BubbleBabble, Scary on 5 April 2008 | 1 Comment »
BubbleBabble: Two-Faced Baby
Posted in BubbleBabble, Humor, tagged BubbleBabble, Two-Faced Baby on 4 April 2008 | 2 Comments »
BubbleBabble: April Fool
Posted in BubbleBabble, Humor, tagged April Fool's Day, BubbleBabble on 1 April 2008 | Leave a Comment »
What We Mean: A Pocket Guide
Posted in Humor, Observation, tagged An Indian Phrasebook, India, Indian Phrases, Read Between Lines, What Indians Mean, What Indians Say on 1 April 2008 | 3 Comments »
For the travelers to the mysterious land of Indian Culture we know how confusing it can be at times. It is an ancient culture rich with confusions and contradictions that we Indians learned to live with – do we have a choice. What is merely a daily matter to us, my foreign wonderer, for you it is a mystery. In the land with busy billions it is hard to find the key that would unlock the secret of the conundrum that is Indian culture. So we have put together a short phrasebook to help understand a few details about us. Here are some excerpts.
BubbleBabble: Earth Hour
Posted in BubbleBabble, Humor, tagged Earth Hour, global warming on 28 March 2008 | Leave a Comment »
BubbleBabble: Holi
Posted in BubbleBabble, Humor, tagged Celebration of Colors, Festival Of Color, Holi on 21 March 2008 | 1 Comment »






















